Akst: Lay low today, and try to relax
I am so the right person to write this column. Check your calendar.
I see you realize today is Friday the 13th (one of three this year; each occurs 13 weeks apart).
The reason I should write about Friday the 13th is that “Akst” is an alias. My real last name is Voorhees.
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